Take this quick 30 question quiz to assess your CHQ (Christian Hipster Quotient).
Sheldon Van Auken, A Severe Mercy
John Piper, Desiring God
Thomas a Kempis, Imitation of Christ
John Eldredge, Wild at Heart
none of the above
A converted industrial warehouse with IKEA light fixtures and a corrugated steel coffee bar
A pre-1950's steeple church replete with pews, stained glass, and a conspicuously musty smell
Someone's living room, with a few candles set out
The auditorium of a school or college, rented by the church
"Christian, but not in the George W. Bush sense"
Please. Labels are for the over-30 set.
"Tillich, Bultmann, and Christian Existentialism"
"Emergent Theology 2.0"
"The Future Role of Israel"
"The term Christian film is an oxymoron. You can't apply the word Christian to describe a type of film."
"Christians should take the Ted Baehr/Movieguide approach and equate Christian film with family-friendly pro-capitalism Michael Bay movies."
"The best Christian film I have seen has been made by Carl Dreyer, Robert Bresson, or Yasujiro Ozu."
"I love Fireproof drinking games."
He is to art what locusts are to a wheat crop.
What dreams may come? Mine. In a cottage surrounded by bucolic pastures.
My dream is for all the Kinkade galleries to one day be bought by Marc Rothko or Ellsworth Kelly dealers.
If he makes my grandma happy, I don't mind him.
That was the black hole I was mired in before I first heard "Kid A."
Isn't that a country music TV channel?
The stuff Jesus listens to.
The stuff I listen to when I'm being purposefully ironic. Or nostalgic. Whatever.
I have no idea what CCM is.
Kirk Cameron holding a banana
A visit to Orlando's "Holy Land Experience"
Pat Robertson saying pretty much anything
The movie Jesus Camp
I don't know what any of this means.
A Serious Man
Cleo From 5 to 7
I am a Catholic. Since last month.
Catholic corruption and sex scandals
Who are these people?
Vaguely outmoded notions of modesty
Your gay friend wears them, which is cool, but ... you know.
You can't stand American Apparel.
You could never wear them better than the worship leader at your church.
A thrift store
I couldn't tell you without looking at the tag
I've never NOT voted Democrat.
After college, so probably 4 or 5 years.
I didn't vote Democrat until Obama.
Bsh plz. I'm a Libertarian.
I've never voted Democrat.
Some sort of masculine stout
Jesus doesn't drink!
Those topics never come up...because I've filed them forever in the "Relationship Ruiner" vault.
Maybe drinking sometimes comes up.
We debate them at every meal. Along with my eternal damnation.
I'm on the same page with my parents on all those issues.
My parents aren't Christians and we don't really talk about this stuff.
1. The Super Bowl because my church has a party at a bar.
1-2. But only so I understand what the pastor keeps mentioning as a tie-in to all his sermons.
3-4. Who doesn't like baseball?!
Innumerable. I love fantasy football.
Just grape juice
Both, and we offer gluten-free bread, sugar-free juice and it's serve yourself.
Encouraging sign that Christians are beginning to care about the environment
A silly term for something I've been doing for many years
An annoying attempt by liberal Christians to prioritize "being green" over evangelism
I've never heard that term before. Did Al Gore come up with that?
Flashbacks to Awana
"Paul's most brilliant contribution to evangelical methods"
That's how I got saved, but I'm not sure I would use it to witness to anyone today.
I'm glad N.T. Wright exists.
I'm drawing a blank. Is that a gelato flavor?
Something I had to bring up in therapy once
One of many evangelistic methods that could win someone for Christ
For Baptists only
the death penalty
all of the above
a and b only
cigarettes (except Parliament lights)
smoking is sin
smoking is gross
The American Patriot's Bible
The App I downloaded for my iPhone
Of course he did. Everyone who opposes gay marriage is closetly gay.
He was fighting a demon.
Jennifer Knapp should write a song about it.
I felt sad that he was lying but wished he would have stepped down from his role as pastor sooner.
I've never heard of Ted Haggard.
Over the Rhine
Jars of Clay
I haven't listened to any "Christian music" of the last 20 years.
Pre-trib pre-mill dispensationalist
Christ is coming again to renew creation. Beyond that, I don't think the details are worth speculating about.
Glenn Beck is the Antichrist.